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Niżżel ir-reċta sħiħa minn hawn: Generation-X
GENERATION - X
Kitba ta’
Trevor Zahra
b’kollaborazzjoni ma’
Mario Azzopardi
Jiehdu Sehem:
Cabaret (prezentatur) ..............................................................................................
Xark (ragel ta’ mezza eta’... neguzjant).....................................................................
Freddie (segretarju fidil tieghu) ................................................................................
Prezentatrici (tfajla fuq ruhha) .................................................................................
Genituri Nisa: 1........................... 2............................. 3..........................................
Cheryl ............................................. Arnold ......................................................
MISS - 1........................................... TFAJLA - 1 ..............................................
MISS - 2 .......................................... TFAJLA - 2 ..............................................
GUVNI ............................................
GRUPPI TA’ TFAJLIET/ GUVINTUR ....................................................................
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XENA 1
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CABARET Allegrija sinjuri, allegrija! Wara l-bieb, bil-qieghda fuq l-ghatba, ghadni kemm iltqajt ma’..... le le mhux ma’ Antonio Sabato... iltqajt mat-Tielet Millenju! Iva sinjuri smajtu sewwa. It-Tielet Millenju! Dalwaqt iqum b’sahna minn fuq l-ghatba u jitfa’ l-bieb gewwa. Hekk hu sinjuri. Jitfa’ l-bieb gewwa l-istess bhalma kien ghamel Gahan. (Insomma mhux ezatt, ghax dak kien qala’ l-bieb u kaxkru warajh). Imma issa hallina minn Gahan. La darba t-Tielet Millenju qieghed wara l-bieb, jaqbel li nhejju ruhna sewwa, biex meta jasal isibna in form. Sinjuri, ma nhallux lit-Tielet Millenju jitkaza bina. Jehtieg jintebah li ahna generazzjoni gdida. Kollox modern u sofistikat. Mo-dern-u-So-fis-ti-kat!
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XENA 2
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Kor ta’ tfajliet u Guvintur:
FLIMKIEN Ahna t-tfajliet u l-guvintir tal-Generation-X. Tafu l-ghaliex jghidulna hekk? Le? Your business! Ahna l-generations tad-discos:
Dixies, Slimmers, Fellow-Rockers, Rambo, Ghost Busters, Show-Case-Trim, Bummer 5!
GUVNI-1 Biex niehdu ftit buzz, il-lejla ghas-Sleazer imbaghad ghall-Jives.
TFAJLA-1 Jeans Weasel Lm30 stonewashed, biex Jason l-Ghadmu jiffansjani. Qmis, dublett u zarbun Fleeplay Lm120. Nofshom silifhomli Martin is-Sigarru u ma nafx meta se naghtihomlu lura.
TFAJLA-2 Zarbun Dr. Gartin ma sibtx ghax saqajja zghar.
TFAJLA-3 Kalibu’ bil-pineapple 1.75 jew tintefa’ fuq il-vodka bil-lime 1.80.
Il-lista fancy u l-but irid ikun fond hafna. Billy l-Baby Elephant xtrali Timar bil-Coke. Xebghu Denikin bil-Lm1.75 u hallasli kollox James il-Killu.
GUVNI-2 Zarbun designer, man. Bounty Jack Lm35
TFAJLA-4 Doctor Gartin, bil-hadid u bil-ponta, jekk joghgbok. How much? Lm45. Thanks u hallik mill-ircevuta tal-VAT. Biha u minghajrha xorta.
GUVNI-3 Jeans Fiammini jew Bajfil - Lm25 ...u ha nghidlek... iggiddimt biex xtrajtu!
TFAJLA-5 Dungerees size 24. Wine, jekk joghgbok, ghax faqgha. Ohti xtrat l-abjad imma jien irridu differenti. Percy l-Brosnan qalli: “Il-hanina dinja kemm jixraqlek!” Ippakkjah please. Kemm? Lm25? OK, hadtu.
FLIMKIEN Ahna tal-Generation-X.
A Tad-Diexy u s-Slimmers.
Tar-Rocker u Stickers.
B Id-drink Kalibu’
U l-life fil-Bambu’
A Tal-voka bil-coke
U l-qomos tal-Bloke
B We’re nice dolls ’n guys
And we’re full of spice
Flimkien Ahna Generation-X. Tal-Weasel u d-Disco. Ghandkom permess tisolhuna !
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XENA 3
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Fl-Ufficcju tax-Xark:
Ix- “Xark” jidhol in-xena, ifaqqa’ subghajh u ma’ kull tifqigha jaslu tfajliet (b’ilbies modern u attraenti) inezzghulu l-lobbja, il-kowt, ix-xalla u jdendluhom f’posthom, ipoggulu s-sigarru go halqu, jixeghluhulu.... kollox mekkaniku donnu ritwal li ilu jsir iz-zmien.
Meta jlestu, Xark ikeccihom b’tixjira ta’ idu, ipoggi wara l-iskrivanija u jsejjah...
XARK Freddie... Freddie
Jidhol is-Segretarju tieghu b’mazz karti u files f’idejh.
XARK Il-figuri!
Segretarju jnewwillu l-karti. Xark jispezzjonahom u ma’ kull karta li jqalleb izid ikemmex xofftejh.
XARK Mhux bizzejjed! Mhux bizzejjed! Dax-xahar sejrin hazin.
FREDDIE Hekk deherli jien ukoll....
XARK X’deherlek ?
FREDDIE Li sejrin hazin !
XARK (Jahtfu) U bqajt b’idejk fuq zaqqek!!
FREDDIE Le... le ma tarax ... hadt hsieb inzidu r-reklami... u bdejna naghtu hafna rigali..
XARK Mhux bizzejjed. Taf kemm investejna flus fl-importazzjoni, hux? U taf ukoll li hemm min qed jipprova jidhlilna fil-ghalqa... jikkompetilna bil-goff.
FREDDIE Iva Xark... imma l-prodotti taghna superjuri...
XARK Tkux imbecilli! Ahna rridu naghmluhom superjuri. Ahna!
KANZUNETTA Nru.1
(Xalata Kemmuna)
XARK Jekk prodott hux veru fin
Hux O.K. jew hazin,
Hadd mhu lest jahli l-hin,
Hadd ma juri nteress;
’Kk ma jkunx hemm pubblicita’,
B’hafna hsieb... b’serjeta’,
B’hafna hoss... b’varjeta’,
W ibqa’ cert ikun success.
RIT: Nuruhom nies famuzi w maghrufin,
Sinjuri sew u lkoll helwin;
Juzaw il-prodott taghna w taghna biss
Wisq imfittxija min-nies tal-mument;
Biex tkun famuz... u turi ’l int grazzjuz,
Aghmel bhall-massa... taghtix kas tal-flus!
FREDDIE Fir-reklami ssib kull hin
It-tfajliet ikoll helwin,
Kollha jharsu mbissmin
Kollha b’figure ... xi hlew !
U l-istess il-guvintur,
Qalbek jaqsmulek zgur,
Fuq daqsxejn ta’ mutur,
Lit-tfajliet qed jistennew.
FLIMKIEN RIT: Nuruhom nies famuzi w maghrufin,
Sinjuri sew u lkoll helwin;
Juzaw il-prodott taghna w taghna biss
Wisq imfittxija min-nies tal-mument;
Biex tkun famuz... u turi ’l int grazzjuz,
Aghmel bhall-massa... taghtix kas tal-flus!
Fir-reklami ssib kull hin
It-tfajliet ikoll helwin,
Kollha jharsu mbissmin
Kollha b’figure ... xi hlew !
U l-istess il-guvintur,
Qalbek jaqsmulek zgur,
Fuq daqsxejn ta’ mutur,
Lit-tfajliet qed jistennew.
MUZIKA
XARK: ’Kk ma jkunx hemm pubblicita’,
B’hafna hsieb... b’serjeta’,
B’hafna hoss... b’varjeta’,
W ibqa’ cert ikun success.
W ibqa’ cert ikun success.
W ibqa’ cert ikun success.
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XENA 4
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CABARET U Freddie f’daqqa wahda ftakarli hu kellu rasu u go din ir-ras kellu mohh u dan il-mohh xoghlu suppost hu li jahseb. U hekku, sinjuri, Freddie beda jahseb. U gietu idea tajba: l-INTERNET. Freddie halla lil kulhadd jidhol jorqod, ghamel stanjata kafe’, xeghel il-kompjuter u --Cluff-- dahal go l-Internet. U beda jfittex.
Imma, imsejken Freddie fuq l-Internet sab hwejjeg li xejn m’ghogbuh.
Johorgu numru ta’ annimali ( fniek, klieb u grieden) flimkien ma’ ragel liebes ta’ bojja. Waqt li l-vuci tghid dan li gej, l-annimali u l-bojja jaghmlu mima.
VUCI “L-Annimali jsofru martirju minhabba t-testijiet tal-kosmetici.”
Ta’ kull sena madwar 14-il miljun annimal jinqatlu b’mewt mill-aktar harxa minhabba testijiet ta’ kosmetici li jsiru fuqhom.
Fniek jinfethulhom ghajnejhom u jisprejjawlhom go fihom likwidi irritanti.
Sustanzi tossici jigu ppumpjati go l-istonku taghhom jew minn toqob li jsirulhom f’gerzumthom.
U l-annimali jwerzqu u xi whud sahansitra jiksru l-gewza t’ghonqhom bil-genn li jaqbadhom....
JIDHOL FREDDIE
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XENA 5
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FREDDIE Iskot... bizzejjed.
(taparsi bi swied ta’ qalb) Qed inhoss qalbi tinghafas.
Imma aktar inhossha tinghafas jekk il-pubbliku jsir jaf b’dan kollu! Dan l-Internet ukoll... kemm jindahal fejn ma jesghux. U wara kollox jien x’ghandi bzonnu ta’ l-Internet. Jien ghandi mohhi.
(B’lehen ta’ stupidu:)
Seduction ... l-After Shave Lotion infittex minn kulhadd. Seduction... igieghlek thossok frisk, nadif, b’sahhtek.. u fuq kollox... attraenti.
Seduction... jinbiegh mill-hwienet ewlenin kollha. Seduction.
Jidhol XARK irrabjat.
XARK Zommu kollox. Ieqaf. Din hija l-pubblicita’ li suppost organizzajt?? Warrab min-nofs. Take Two!
Tfajla u guvni jizfnu mar-ritmu ta’ muzika suggestiva, il-guvni pjuttost statiku waqt li t-tfajla ddur mieghu u “xxammem”.
F’salt wiehed il-muzika tieqaf hesrem... Vuci hoxna... femminili... tinstama’ tghid:
“SEDUCTION” the taste of my man! (Jew xi frazi simili)
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XENA 6
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CABARET Izda sinjuri, issa wasal il-waqt li nintroduckom mal-karattri favoriti taghna. Imma... ghandkom tkunu tafu li dawn huma kemmxejn misthija u jekk ma taghtuhomx capcipa ma’ johogux. Isa sinjuri.. capcipa.
Wara c-capcipa Cabaret jmur fil-kwinti u taparsi jkellem lil dawn il-karattri.
Tajjeb hekk? Le?
Sinjuri, qed jghiduli li jridu xi haga ahjar. Ara kif naghmlu. Nghidilkom wiehed-tnejn-tlieta u mat-tlieta kulhadd jghajjat CHERYL. U mal-kelma Chyrel, capcipa kbira.
Kollox sew? Mela... wiehed... tnejn... tlieta.
Tohrog Chyrel. Cabaret isellmilha u jidhol ’il gewwa.
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XENA 7
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CHERYL Iddecedejt li nohrog not because of your applause, imma biex niccaraw ftit dil-bicca dwar ismi. Since you know li ismi huwa Cheryl, allura you ought to know li kulhadd jafna bhali l-Gender Bender. An’ I prefer this pet-name, man ! It suites me!
I’m 15! Il-boys kollha they’re always betting on me... biex jaraw min ghandu hila jaqbad mieghi. Imma they just lose every single bet, ghax jien, man, nohrog ma’ min niddeciedi jien.
I like hipsters and cropped tops (biex tkun tista’ tidhirli l-belly button eccezzjonali li ghandi). Saturday night I wear my mini-skirt u qmis inkaxxata mieghi, kemmxejn tleqq. Qatt smajtuhom jghidu li s-Sibt flghaxija Paceville there’ll lots and lots of water puddles? Dawk kollha minhabba fija, ghax malli l-guvintur jarawni... jinhallu!
My favourite pop-star is Peter Andre ghax id-diska Mysterious Girl iggenninni. And besides Peter Andre ghandu gisem u hadd ma jizfen it-techno-pop daqsu. U biex inkun ghidtilkom kollox I also like Take That and Spice Girls.
Kuntent issa, man?
CHERYL tidhol ’il gewwa
Min-naha l-ohra jitfacca CABARET donnu qed itir gos-shab.
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XENA 8
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CABARET Tkellmunix... halluni ftit wahdi... hekk... nimmedita.
Hmmm... x’tifla dik! Ikollna nammettu sinjuri... She’s got class!
(jibdel it-ton ta’ lehnu).
Imma intom it-tfajliet m’ghandkomx ghax tiddizappuntaw ruhkom. Ghalikom ghandna wkoll xi haga specjali. Kaxxa nfernali sinjuri, ippakkjata u ssikkata, imma malli tifthilha l-ghatu... PUFFF ! Terremot.
Ghalikom sinjuri, iz-zaghzugh tas-sena, li minhabba fih tghidx kemm tfajliet qed jibilghu containers shaha ta’ kalmanti, il-guvni cool li b’sidru miftuh se jiffaccja t-Tielet Millenju.
Ghalikom sinjuri.... ARNOLD!
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XENA 9
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Johrog ARNOLD letargiku ghall-ahhar. Idejh fil-but u donnu bil-kemm ghandu aptit jiccaqlaq.
ARNOLD Hawn.. kollox sew ras? I’m called Arnold.
(jieqaf u jiccassa lejn xi hadd mill-udjenza). Yea... Arnold jisimini, trid xi haga jew? Arnold... just plain and simple Arnold... and no connections with Schwarzenegger. La jimpurtani minnu u lanqas ma nghir ghalih.
Jiena ghandi fifteen years, erba’ xhur, hamest ijiem u...
(ihares l
